Productive suggestions for the wildly disruptive coffee shop "talker"

• Look up the word logorrhoea
• Learn sign language
• Breathe
• Eat a banana
• Consider the benefits of a tonsillectomy
• Consider a career in telemarketing
• Take a vow of silence
• Host a community forum where others come willingly to hear "your life story"
• Avoid microphones
• Make a grocery list
• Do a crossword puzzle
• Check your blood pressure
• Check the weather
• Count coffee beans
• Tip the barista
• Read that book in front of you